Warren Zevon - My Shit's Fucked Up (Live)

This is all that will be playing at my 30th birthday party.

A Time-Lapse Rescue

This is very beautiful.


Bathtub IV from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

The Yin Yang Twins on Cribs, Translated

It's kind of long for a YouTube video - over 7 minutes - but I look at it this way: who wouldn't want to laugh their ass off for over 7 minutes straight?

N.I.L.8 - The Insanity of Drayton Sawyer and His Hallucination of Love Brought On By the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2

This is one of my favorite punk rock songs of all time, and this guy made a great production video featuring it playing alongside... well I'm sure you can guess.

The Dollyrots - Brand New Key

So I thought this was a pretty damn good cover.



Especially considering it's about a girl who's not old enough to drive but goes around gettin' fucked six ways from Sunday. That's what you call your "good egg".

Ricky Gervais and Elmo

Damn funny.



Ricky asking if Elmo knows what "necrophilia" is... priceless. I also have to give credit to the puppeteer(s?) who move Elmo around; the way the little muppet moves and speaks (and improvises), he seems real. Look, I said "he", not "it". Ricky falls naturally into the illusion that he is goofing off with a living thing, and so does everyone else who watches it. That's remarkable behind-the-googly-eyes skill, there.

The Faint - The Geeks Were Right (Does It Offend You Yeah Remix)

Now that's how you remix, kids.

This'll set you straight

Hi there. How are you? Feeling pretty good about life? At peace with the world, spiritually secure? Good! Excellent! So how about this: the eight worst tumors of all time.

So there, fucker.

PISS - I Will Never Go To School

A new classic in the "...Shreds" tradition, and about a million times better than the real KISS. Seriously, did anyone ever buy Gene Simmons' stupid "demon" capering? And the cat make-up on Peter Criss... what can I possibly say that hasn't been said?

YTMND - Bambi Unleashes the Fury

Holy shit. This is the hardest I've laughed at one of these in a long time.

Click to see fury unleashed.

Everything's Amazing, Nobody's Happy

It's true, no matter how convenient things get, people will continue to grouse about everything like it's the world's biggest pain in the ass. It's because as everything gets quicker, our schedules get more exact, so now only a tiny delay is necessary to completely fuck up your day. It used to be "Hey, Uncle Chuck, my wife and I are gonna hitch up the horses and come visit for the holidays. Should be there sometime in December." Now it's "Hey, Uncle Chuck, my flight looks like it's thirty minutes late, just wanted to let you know." Thirty minutes late?!?! FUCK!!!!! Now I'm gonna have to buy an expensive magazine to read, spend that much more time in this crowded smelly airport, goddammit... this airport that fires people in giant metal bullets across the country.

The WTF Blanket

Tired of using regular blankets like this asshole?

Big Stupid Idiot

The Ol' Switcheroo

Magicians, carnies, and other scamsters take advantage of the fact that our brains save us a lot of time puzzling every little individual event out by instead instantly reverting to past experiences, applying them to the current circumstances, and extrapolating how to proceed from there. For instance: your brain knows, from past experience, that people do not just spontaneously change into other people.

Unfortunately, when they do, you are overwhelmingly likely to not notice at all. Stupid brain.

Embedding disabled. Give her the ol' clickeroo.

Robbie Fulks - She Took a Lot of Pills and Died (Live & Acoustic)

Hell of a voice on this guy.