The PCP News

What the news looks like to someone on PCP. Really kicks in around the Unsafe Animal Report.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NnlM-WRIcI

Today I Concede To Alanis

When I was in high school, I was in a punk rock band called All Most Wanted. We had a song called "I Killed Alanis Morrissette". And, despite rhyming "story" with "Bowie", it wasn't even a fifth as funny as this:



I was only the drummer, but on behalf of us all, I humbly concede to you, Alanis. You are the effing win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZw-8RSyvh8

William Shakespeare's "Trapped In the Closet"

It's reading today. Har. Clicky.

The Darth Knight. Or something.

I've got a new job and it keeps me busy and I haven't been keeping up with this. Sorry.

This is reasonably well done, here.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leEsz9ci5XE

The Perfect Woman

Elizabetta Canales is hot. She's famous (in Italy). And what's more, when confronted with what she thinks is a naked psychopath, she overcomes her initial panic and, at the sight of her neighbor in danger, is able to remember her 2-Step Unwelcome Naked Intruder training:

1. Grab the nearest object.
2. Kill him with it.

I wonder if that actor got hazard pay for those nasty PVC welts.


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