Axe Cop

A web comic written by a 5-year-old and illustrated by his 29-year-old brother. Pure genius. Everybody has their favorite character; my friend Abbie's in Unibaby, but I like Sockarang. Click the badge for unmitigated awesomeness.

Lionel Richie Huffing Helium and Singing "Hello"

If that doesn't make you giggle, check your green fur and yellow eyes. Because you are a Grinch.

Imagine If the Tea Party Was Black

A very interesting opinion piece. Read it here.

As my friend Omari said: "This has been done already, it was called The Black Panther Party. they were infiltrated by the CIA, framed for murders and other crimes, and killed in their homes by the police." Plus Forrest Gump beat the shit out of a guy at one of their meetings.

The Maria Bamford Show

If you remember the website SuperDeluxe that was advertised FUCKING INCESSANTLY on [adult swim], you may have actually seen this when it first came out. If not, don't worry about it, it was only like two years ago and it's still hilarious. The Bammer is vastly underrated. There are twenty of these, and I advise you to watch each and every one of them.

GTA Hard

There are a lot of GTA4 machinamas out there, but this one is easily among the best. Great editing and music, cinematic as hell. One thing: skip the first minute because the opening monologue is delivered in a ridiculous Sly-Stallone-as-Batman voice. Crops up again at the end, too. Everything else is great.

Tea Party Jesus

The words of Christians, in the mouth of Christ. Needless to say it's 50% funny, 50% deeply troubling.

Frankie Valli - Beggin' (Cyriak Remix)

This guy Cyriak is amazing. I'd hate to be trapped inside his head like in that shitty Jennifer Lopez movie, but it's fine with me if every now and then he lets a little of this genius/crazy leak out. Go visit his YouTube channel.

Craig Ferguson's Puppet WIN

Here's Jason Segel & Nathan Danforth with The Broken West performing an awesome, up-tempo version of "Dracula's Lament" on Craig Ferguson's 1000th show, hosted by Wavy the Crocodillygator. It's hard to overstate just how ball-drainingly spectacular everything about this performance is.

Masterpiece

This just might be my favorite Christopher Walken line of all time. You'll know it when you hear it.

Best Fwends - Blood

If you live in Houston (or if they ever tour), go see these guys. Most punk rock live show I've seen in 15 years.

HEALTH - We Are Water

A nice little music video, directed in classic slasher style by Eric Wareheim. Extremely violent, so I love it. Also: when that person takes the wig off at the end, is it still a chick? It looks like it's probably still a chick... LOOK SHOULD I BE AROUSED OR NOT?

HEALTH "We are Water" from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

Sting of the Scorpion GTA4 Style

I'm back, whores. Hooray.

Let's start things off with that old 70's Spider Man cartoon, featuring dialogue from Grand Theft Auto 4. What? Yeah, it's been almost a year and this is what I come back with. Don't tell me you were expecting some kind of grand re-opening.