Friday, April 20, 2007

The PCP News

What the news looks like to someone on PCP. Really kicks in around the Unsafe Animal Report.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Today I Concede To Alanis

When I was in high school, I was in a punk rock band called All Most Wanted. We had a song called "I Killed Alanis Morrissette". And, despite rhyming "story" with "Bowie", it wasn't even a fifth as funny as this:

I was only the drummer, but on behalf of us all, I humbly concede to you, Alanis. You are the effing win.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The Darth Knight. Or something.

I've got a new job and it keeps me busy and I haven't been keeping up with this. Sorry.

This is reasonably well done, here.

Sunday, April 1, 2007

The Perfect Woman

Elizabetta Canales is hot. She's famous (in Italy). And what's more, when confronted with what she thinks is a naked psychopath, she overcomes her initial panic and, at the sight of her neighbor in danger, is able to remember her 2-Step Unwelcome Naked Intruder training:

1. Grab the nearest object.
2. Kill him with it.

I wonder if that actor got hazard pay for those nasty PVC welts.

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