When I was in high school, I was in a punk rock band called All Most Wanted. We had a song called "I Killed Alanis Morrissette". And, despite rhyming "story" with "Bowie", it wasn't even a fifth as funny as this:
I was only the drummer, but on behalf of us all, I humbly concede to you, Alanis. You are the effing win.