Friday, July 6, 2007

Watership Down - Ave Satani

Remember watching Watership Down when you were a kid? Holy Christ. There you were, six years old, your Mom sitting you down in front of the TV to watch a nice little cartoon film about rabbits. Instead, it starts out with a nervous, psychic bunny having visions of fields of blood, ghostly rabbits suffocating in their burrows, monstrous construction equipment tearing at the terrain like an autopsy except the corpse is still ALIVE, and as you felt the warm piss spread through your shorts you realized it was only going to get worse, oh Christ, it wouldn't stop, there was so much FIGHTING and BLOOD and DEATH SO MUCH DEATH OH GOD MOMMY I WANT TO WATCH DONALD DUCK MOMMY I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THE BUNNIES IUBILBVUILFEIFIEYBGFVIEB:Iuefuig;urhgo;ushg

So anyway. Now someone's taken the satanic litany from The Omen and set it to all the bloodiest parts of Watership Down. Scoff if you must, unbelievers, but this should come as no surprise to anyone who remembers sitting in front of their television, smelling of urine and tears, screaming against our first introduction into a world of savage survival. And dead bunnies.

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