Friday, March 6, 2009

Everything's Amazing, Nobody's Happy

It's true, no matter how convenient things get, people will continue to grouse about everything like it's the world's biggest pain in the ass. It's because as everything gets quicker, our schedules get more exact, so now only a tiny delay is necessary to completely fuck up your day. It used to be "Hey, Uncle Chuck, my wife and I are gonna hitch up the horses and come visit for the holidays. Should be there sometime in December." Now it's "Hey, Uncle Chuck, my flight looks like it's thirty minutes late, just wanted to let you know." Thirty minutes late?!?! FUCK!!!!! Now I'm gonna have to buy an expensive magazine to read, spend that much more time in this crowded smelly airport, goddammit... this airport that fires people in giant metal bullets across the country.

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