This guy Cyriak is amazing. I'd hate to be trapped inside his head like in that shitty Jennifer Lopez movie, but it's fine with me if every now and then he lets a little of this genius/crazy leak out. Go visit his YouTube channel.
I'm choosing to remain anonymous because, even though Ted Nugent isn't man enough to try and hurt me, a few of his followers are most certainly crazy enough. But if you're curious: I live in Houston, TX, and I like cold, clear winter days and people who don't lie all the time.