Completely badass. Illustrated by Eran Cantrell, available in its entirety on his deviantArt page. Click right here to start reading. Just keep hitting "Full View" on the left menu, then "Next" in the Info section. So cool.
I'm choosing to remain anonymous because, even though Ted Nugent isn't man enough to try and hurt me, a few of his followers are most certainly crazy enough. But if you're curious: I live in Houston, TX, and I like cold, clear winter days and people who don't lie all the time.